Carnie's Comments
It's time for the best from the best of the Twitterati on Twitter Tuesday!
This one, "I came THIS close to doing something dumb...and then I woke up."
Here's a Tweet from first thing this morning, "Yesterday, I ignored everything going on in the world and got more than 8 hours sleep."
This guy says, "In 1983 my mom told me no one would ever pay me to stare at a computer screen all day. She was wrong."
A riddle on Twitter, "What rock group has four guys who don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
I like this, "I'm looking for a partner - the type of person who returns the keycard to the hotel when departing."
This teacher Tweets, "One of my 8th graders doesn't know who Miss Piggy is. I'm officially old."
And, one more from a funny gal I follow who says, "I sent my husband out with a list of stuff I needed, and he actually came home with everything I asked for. I don’t know whether to be impressed or suspicious."