Carnie's Comments
It's time for fun and frivolity with Facebook Friday! I find the best from the best.
This one, "So the guy asked me who has more fun than people. Dogs, I said. Dogs have more fun than people."
Speaking of dogs, I like this, "I shouldn't let my dog sleep in my bed? Dude, my dog can take out a credit card in my name if he wants to."
Here's a friend who shares, "I've reached the age where I appreciate a nice handrail."
Another aging friend says, "I know I'm getting old when I say, 'Whatcha talkin' about, Willis?' and nobody knows what I'm talkin' about."
Here's one you can use this weekend, "I can't believe someone stole my limbo stick. I mean, how low can you go?"
Some advice, "You should respect people who wear glasses. They paid money just to see you."
Can you relate to this one? "I started out with nothing and I still have most of it."
And one more, "Your next task is to not mention how dark it is at 5 PM for the next three months."