Carnie's Comments
It's the weekly treat I call Twitter Tuesday - I find the best from the best of the Twitterati.
This one, "How's life? Mine is simple. It's all about making it from one cup of coffee to the next."
On a similar note, "Sorry, Folgers, the best part of waking up is going back to sleep."
Here's a funny gal I follow who says, "Leopard print is back in style which is really good news for those of us who never stopped wearing it."
This guy Tweets, "I just tried to put eye drops in my eyes while my glasses were on, but yeah, I'm doing okay. Thanks for asking."
A funny fella says, "When someone asks me how I'm doing the answer is always 'fantastic!'. The only thing that changes is the amount of sarcasm."
This one, "Curly fries are my favourite because they're salty and spiraling...just like me!"
And we'll finish with this younger woman who shares, "My mom's 60-something friend got set up with a 67-year-old man who is 'not looking for anything serious', in case you think that ever ends, ladies."