Carnie's Comments
It's time for Facebook Friday! I find the best of the week.
Here's a friend who says, "I knew I wasn’t very popular in high school when my yearbook photo caption read, “Unidentified sophomore.”
This one, "I'm as faithful as it gets. The only thing I cheat on is my diet."
I like this, "I threw a ball for my dog. It's a bit extravagant, I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket."
Can you relate? "I'm a lead paint, wooden spoon, no seatbelt, no bike helmet, bed of pickup riding, garden hose drinking survivor."
Some advice, "Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you dislike and blame them for everything."
This friend shares, "Whoever decided to put garlic and bread together deserves all of my respect."
A riddle, "Where do football players go when they need a new uniform? New Jersey."
And we'll finish with a question, "Why do people named Deborah go by Deb and never Bruh?"