Carnie's Comments
It's time for the best from the best of the Twitterati on Twitter Tuesday.
Here's a thought, "The student with the worst grades should give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides."
A question, "What do teachers say to students nowadays instead of 'you won't always have a calculator in your pocket'? Because we do now."
This funny guy Tweets, "20 years ago we stood in line in the cold on Black Friday eve, knowing you might have to plant an elbow into another shopper to snag that last 32-inch flat screen TV. That's back when Christmas meant something."
This gal says, "At the movies trying to explain to my date that he should have gotten his own giant tub of popcorn."
I can relate to this one, "I really admire the sun's ability to be exactly where my car's visor can't block it out."
On a similar note, "What do you mean there's only 3 hours of sunlight left? I haven't had lunch yet."
And we'll finish with this one, "Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're really making headlines."