Carnie's Comments
It's time for Facebook Friday! I share the best from the best.
This one, "I will never be over the hill. I'm too darned tired to climb it."
I get this, "I'm at the age where if you text me after 9 PM, I'll text you back at 4:36 AM."
This friend shares, "I'm going to start a taxi service for seniors and call it Oldsmobile."
Here's a funny gal who says, "When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly."
This is clever, "Home Depot is putting their Christmas decorations on the 2nd aisle of housewares. So, in other words, Aisle B home for Christmas."
I like this, "My pilot friend is looking for a job. So far he hasn't landed anything."
Can you relate? "The worst part of parallel parking is the witnesses."
And one more, "I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd been with. She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens."