Carnie's Comments
It's time for the best of the week from the world's #1 social media site. It's Facebook Friday!
I love this, "My uncle texted to ask what does IDK mean? I said, 'I don't know' and he says, 'Ya, nobody seems to know'."
Can you relate? "My clothing is divided into three categories: summer, winter and just in case I lose some weight."
This funny guy shares, "When I was a kid I was diagnosed with a lazy eye. By the time I was 40, it had spread to the rest of my body."
Here's one you can use, "I've been prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in."
This friend says, "My patience is like a gift card. I'm not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try."
A groaner, "I've started investing in stocks: beef, vegetable and chicken. One day I hope to be a bouillianare."
And one more, "My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party. So, I invited all her friends over and made them clean the house."