Carnie's Comments
It's time for the best from the best on Facebook Friday!
This guy posting, "You could leave $1000 with me and I won't take anything but, you leave like 20 chicken nuggets with me and you gonna come back to 14 or 15 of 'em."
I like this, "I misspelled 'I'm unstoppable' and my phone autocorrected to 'I'm unstable' and, honestly, that's fair."
Here's one you can use, "I heard they made the world's strongest suction cup. I'm not quite sure how they pulled it off."
A post from first thing this morning, "Today I plan on being as useless as the G in lasagna."
A funny friend shares, "My hacker was so disappointed with my bank account he started a GoFundMe page for me."
A question, "Hey, can I get an ETA on that this too shall pass?"
And one more from a fella who says, "My wife left me yesterday. She says I put sports ahead of our relationship. We were together for 6 seasons."