Carnie's Comments
It's time for Facebook Friday! I find the funnies just for you.
This friend shares, "I couldn't afford an ancestry DNA kit so I just announced I'd won the lottery. I soon found out who all my relatives are."
This guy shares, "Confident that today will finally be the day I use the square dancing skills I acquired in elementary school gym class."
Some advice, "If you're ever feeling sad, just go for a run because then you'll realize your physical health is way worse than your mental health."
More advice from a guy headed to work first thing this morning, "Always take your stuff with you on your lunch break in case you decide to never go back."
I like this one, "People who don't like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles."
This funny gal I follow says, "Any pan can be non-stick if I non-cook in it."
And one more, "I'm finally old enough to do anything I want but I'm too tired to actually do it."