Carnie's Comments
It's time for the best of the best of the Twitterati on Twitter Tuesday.
This friend says, "I just used by turn signal. Please, hold your applause."
Here's a thought, "Chips are basically like, do you want to eat a potato one page at a time?"
This mom Tweets, "I've been on my last straw for like 300 straws now."
A funny fella I follow says, "I ate some fish that didn't agree with me. I felt it was the best way to win the argument."
I like this, "Quick, I need someone with an accounting and a law degree from The Instagram College of Truth - ages 15 to 22, preferably one person."
Can you relate to this? "I don't have anger issues. I have stupid people doing stupid things issues."
And one more from first thing this morning, "Having responsibilities and commitments are two of the easiest ways to ruin a perfectly good day."