Carnie's Comments
It's time for the weekly treat we call Twitter Tuesday - I find the best from the Twitterati.
Like this one, "My neighbor can tell the temperature of a flame by its colour. He's a fire distinguisher."
A confession from this guy, "I go on my wife's phone and like my own Tweets."
I like this, "Every one of my high school classes had a guy who risked his future just to make us laugh."
This funny gal I follow says, "I don’t understand how people can eat a can of tuna. I can only eat what’s inside."
Here's a young lady who shares, "Sometimes I like to mess with my husband and hide his stuff where he can't find it. Like I put his shoes in the shoe closet, his jacket on the hanger and his keys on the key hook."
Here's a dude who posted this on the weekend, "I'm buying a broken down truck and putting it on blocks in my front yard so I don't have to cut the grass anymore."
And let's finish with some advice, "Love people, not things. Use things, not people."