Carnie's Comments
It's time for the weekly treat we call Facebook Friday! I find the best of the best.
We'll start with this one, "After months of reflection, I'm thrilled to announce that I'm giving up."
That same guy shares, "I love vacation because my money isn't real until next month...when I get my credit card statement."
I can relate to this one, "I made a huge to do list today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it."
This one, "I remember a long time ago, my mom told the guy in the TV department, 'I gotta get rid of our TV because it's small and it's 5-years-old.' It freaked me out because I was small and 5-years-old."
Here's a friend who says, "I entered a competition this weekend to see who gained the most weight and lost the most hair. It's called a high school reunion."
On a similar note, "I'm not afraid of aging. I'm afraid of stairs, tiny print and chairs that sit too low."
Here's a thought, "If someone is hotter than you, then you're cooler than them."
And we'll finish with this funny fella who says, "I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."