Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday - the best from the best of the Twitterati.
Here's an American guy I follow who says, "My wife says I'm bad tempered when I drink whiskey, so I switched to Canadian whiskey. I'm still bad tempered but I say sorry now."
This guy Tweets, ""The Six Million Dollar Man" premiered in September 1973. Adjusting for inflation, he would cost $42,882,478 in 2025 dollars."
Here's a lesson for this, the first day of school, "You need to know the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need donuts."
This friend says, "I'm now at that age where I drive around and say, wow, when did they build that?"
This clever guy says, "Scientists are making strides in artificial intelligence voice research. The results speak for themselves."
Here's a thought, "We should be able to twist the bottom of a Pringles container to bring the chips to the top; you know, like Chapstick."
And one more from a friend who Tweets, "It's always when I feel my most worthless that I find a coupon good for 10% off my next oil change."