Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday - I find the best from the Twitterati.
Let's start with this, "It's not my first rodeo and it's none of your business how many I've been to."
This guy Tweets, "My spirit animal? It's that one bird that knocks itself unconscious by flying into windows."
Here's a funny gal I follow who shares, "I thought I liked going to the movies but, turns out I really just enjoy eating candy in a dark room where it's illegal to talk to me."
This fella says, "My wife says I'm cheap, but I'm not buying it."
This mom says, "My 14-year-old told me he misses elementary school when times were simpler. Me too, buddy. Me too."
I like this, "If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, I'd pick living."
That same funny guy Tweets, "My reality check? Ya, it just bounced."
And one more from a fella who says, "I can't. I'm in big trouble with the wife. I defrosted the frozen pizza before I put it in the oven."