Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday - I find the best from the best of the Twitterati.
This guy says, "I will say my phone number twice whenever I leave voicemails as if people can't see the number...because I belong to the early 90s."
I like this, "I was going to cook alligator for dinner but I realized I only have a croc pot."
This funny girl I follow says, "Arguing with me is pointless. I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago. I'm just trying to make you angry now."
Here's a fella Tweeting, "My dentist said my teeth are strained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee. I said I drink it."
This mom says, "Meal planning? That won't work. I have teenagers and they already ate this week's groceries that I brought home yesterday."
Here's a thought, "I think all my bad luck is because I never had enough friends to forward those chain emails to."
A question, "Do you think I should register all my single socks on match.com?"
And one more from a portly pal who Tweets, "I'm an adult and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want and I wish someone would take this power from me."