Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday. I share the best from the best on X, formerly known as Twitter.
This one, "2025 in 10 weeks? Bro, I haven't processed anything since 2020...can you please wait?"
This funny gal I follow Tweets, "I was watching a show called 'Ten Ways to Avoid a Shark Attack' and, surprisingly, STAY OUT OF THE WATER didn't make the list."
Here's a thought, "We should have a national quiet day where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours."
On a similar note, "Look, I'm going to need you to stay 6 feet away from my good mood."
This mom says, "The biggest liar I've ever met is this non-stick frying pan."
Some questions, "Why are grape flavoured things always flavoured after the purple grape? Why doesn't the green grape get any love?"
And we'll finish with this one from a funny fella who Tweets, "I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, 'I could marry you!'. I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return."