Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday! I find the best of the best just for you.
Tweets like this one from first thing this morning, "So apparently, my toaster identifies as an incinerator. R.I.P Bagel."
Speaking of breakfast, "Remember when we were kids and we could live without coffee? That was wild."
Here's a mom I follow who says, "My youngest daughter told me that every time I fill up her gas tank it's one less month I have to spend in the nursing home."
I like this, "I've decided, from now on, I will only be barking up the right tree."
This gal Tweets, "I'm thinking about getting Botox so I can look surprised all the time."
Here's a friend who says, "I'd like to wish a very happy 7th birthday to the jar of salsa at the back of my fridge."
And one more from a working man who says, "I think I'm going to reply with 'Unsubscribe' to all my work emails today. I'll let you know how that goes."