Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday - the best from the best of the Twitterati.
Let's start with this one, "I studied for years as a scientist and somehow I've ended up training to be a mechanic. I guess them's the brakes."
I like this, "Kindness is my go-to but, BUZZ OFF is my wingman."
Here's a guy who Tweets, "The dentist asking of a Monday at 2 PM in November works and you just have to be like, well, OK."
This young lady shares, "I'm starting a petition to change the retirement age. I'm tired!"
That same gal says, "I’m finally at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop anywhere on the way home from work."
A funny fella says, "I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people...but none of them work."
And one more from a guy who makes his living in sales, "Just closed a $5.99 deal on a sandwich."