Carnie's Comments
It's time for the best from the best on Twitter Tuesday.
First thing this morning this guy says, "We can put Katy Perry in space but we can't make a smoke detector battery that doesn't chirp at 2 AM."
I like this, "Just had to do employee confidentiality training. I probably shouldn't be telling you this."
Here's a friend who Tweets, "I went to the bank yesterday just to browse."
A funny gal I follow says, "Yes, I'm still single. I'm playing hard to tolerate."
A young lady shares, "If you don't have anything nice to say, you're probably my mother."
This guy says, "If each day is a gift, I'd like to return Mondays."
And a timely Tweet today, "I claimed my Twitter followers as business expenses on my income tax return this year. I'm probably going to prison."