Carnie's Comments
It's time for the best from the best on Facebook Friday.
We'll start with this one, "How my wife apologizes: I'm sorry for the mean, hurtful, accurate things I said."
I like this, "Forget about the past. You can't change it. Forget about the future. You can't predict it. And, forget about the present. I didn't get you one."
Here's a thought, "Your ex asking you to still be friends after you break up is like kidnappers asking you to stay in touch after they let you go."
A question, "With 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner, how does the shampoo know to go first?"
A sassy gal I follow says, "I don't have an attitude. I have a personality with extra seasoning."
This guy shares, "My buddy's in the pub and he tells some girl he 'travels for work'. The man delivers pizza."
And we'll finish with this one, "I miss the good old days when all the bills had my dad's name on them."