Carnie's Comments
It's time for some fun on Facebook Friday! I find the funnies just for you.
Like this one, "Ever since my best friend became a mime, I haven’t heard from him."
That same friend shares, "I used to be young and reckless. Now I'm old and resentful, which is basically the same energy but with more ibuprofen."
Can you relate to this? "I was minding my own business then all of a sudden 1975 was 50 years ago."
On a related note, "I tried one of those aging apps that show you what you'll look like as an old person. It's called a CAMERA!"
Here's a female friend who posts, "I don't care what people think of me. Mosquitoes find me attractive."
This one, "Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled 'incorrectly'."
I like this, "Just saw a man propose to his girlfriend in the gym and she said NO! I guess they're not gonna work out."
And we'll finish with a question, "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"