Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday - the best from the best of the Twitterati.
We'll start with this one, "This all-purpose flour did not get my car clean at all."
A middle-aged fella shares, "Regrets in life? Well, I was going to learn how to play the piano but then I accidentally played video games for 35 years."
This funny guy Tweets, "We’re supposedly living in the “technological age” yet we can’t even invent a hamburger bun that doesn’t get soggy in the shower."
A question, "Why are people still leaving voicemails? It's 2025."
I like this, "A friend told me I should try CBD. I told him I'm on it - Cheetos, Bugles and Doritos."
This one, "Arugula is my favorite leafy green that sounds like an old-timey car horn."
And we'll finish with this one from a guy who calls himself Uncle Bob...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I listen to rock music
My neighbors do too