Carnie's Comments
It's time for Facebook Friday - I find the best from the best.
Posts like this one, "My therapist asks 'What is wrong with you?' WAAAAAAY too often for someone who is paid to tell me what is wrong with me."
That same guy says, "I've been waiting for 35 years for them to fire me but they haven't...poor management skills if you ask me."
I can relate to this, "Thought I was losing weight but it turned out my sweatpants came untied."
On a related note, "I wish I was as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat."
I like this, "If you lost a wad of $20 bills wrapped in a rubber band, I found your rubber band."
Here's a friend who shares, "Someday I want to be an old man that my kids are afraid to take out in public."
And one more thought from a funny fella I follow, "Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of actual trash and then one that if you don't respond to, you're going to prison."