Carnie's Comments
It's time for the best of the best from the Twitterati on Twitter Tuesday.
We'll start with some advice, "Live life to the fullest, eat the whole Jalapeño."
This one from a funny gal I follow, "My emergency preparedness kit just contains all the ingredients necessary to make tacos."
I like this, "In the ’80s, they told us 'Mikey likes it!', about Life cereal. I just hope Mikey’s okay. The rest of us aren’t."
That same girl says, "Sometimes I clean the house so if I die unexpectedly, people will think I had it together."
Here's a mom who shares, "People say toddlers and teens are the hardest to parent but no one talks about the years in between when they’re basically a combination of both."
This guy, "You know, I'm never more offended than when my dog growls at me."
A question, "Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?"
And one more Tweet for you today, "I wonder if French people say, 'Pardon my English' before using curse words.