Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday - the best from the best of the Twitterati.
This one, "Okay, random thought: Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who's not buying it?"
I feel this Tweet, "I just had to throw away a favorite T-shirt I've been wearing for 30 years so don't tell me about your problems."
This guy says, "For as many times as I’ve used the term, I have never actually seen a vat of anything."
This funny fella shares, "I started calling all my co-workers 'chef' so I don’t have to remember their names, and no, we don’t work in a restaurant."
That same guy Tweets, "Oscillating fans, for people who want to feel cool but not all the time."
I like this, "I can't find my Ninja blender. It's that good."
Here's a thought, "If aliens visit us, I hope they judge us by our dogs and not our politicians."
And one more, "Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to the baggage claim and then, it's like take whatever you want."