Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday - I find the best from the best.
Tweets like this one, I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said, 'The one from Sesame Street.' They told me, 'He doesn't count!' I replied, 'I assure you, he does.”
This funny fella says, "I watch "Law and Order" so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote."
Here's a lady who Tweets, "I live in a small town. Someone called my mom and told her they saw me trying to buy alcohol at the grocery store. I'm 41."
I like this rant, "Thanks for bringing your Bluetooth speaker to the beach. I didn't want to hear the sound of the waves and birds. I wanted to hear your playlist you listen to everywhere else in your life because you hate to be alone with your thoughts."
On a similar note, "If you're going to be loud in public, please make sure your drama is sufficiently interesting. Thank you."
And we'll finish with this, "I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme but mine was outdated. I used it anyway. You know, as I reminisce, I really like that old thyme Moroccan roll."