Carnie's Comments
It's Twitter Tuesday! I find the best from the best of the Twitterati.
Stuff like this, "I feel like people who squeeze from the middle of the toothpaste tube really get me."
This guy says, "Deep down I'm a really good person but it's really deep...and I can't reach it."
A married man says, "My wife left me today because I'm too insecure. Oh, wait, she's back!"
Here's a single gal who Tweets, "I don’t think I’d get married again but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead."
Can you relate to this one, "I just love it when someone texts 'Hey' like I'm supposed to solve the rest."
That same guy says, "I'm bringing back the saying cruisin' for a bruisin' and nobody can stop me."
This funny guy I follow says, "if you ever hear somebody talking about how they used to hang with 'the wrong crowd' please tell them that I miss them."
And let's finish with some motivation from a guy who Tweets, "Don't be scared to stand alone. The sun is alone every day and still shines."