Carnie's Comments
It's time for the weekly treat we call Facebook Friday! I find the best from the best.
Posts like this, "I feel bad for my wife. She's in a never ending war between, 'I married my soulmate' and 'I didn't sign up for this'."
I like this, "At this point, taxes are just a subscription to a country that keeps removing features."
This friend says, "At no point do I ever need to be tagged with 99 others."
A portly pal says, "Whoever has my voodoo doll, please take some of the stuffing out of the tummy part."
On a similar note, "I do this thing where I gain 10 pounds every time lose five."
This guy shares, "I plan to die young...as late as possible."
This one, "Got a new job selling security cameras door to door. If no one is home I leave a brochure on their kitchen table."
And we'll finish with a riddle, "What has a sole and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe!"