Carnie's Comments
It's time for Twitter Tuesday - I find the best from the best just for you.
Tweets like this one, "People who ask questions on Twitter with improper grammar should be strictly prohibited."
This one, "Remember, if you're right, you don't need to shout. If you're wrong, you don't deserve to shout."
This friend says, "Today I'm wearing pink to raise awareness to those who don't separate reds from whites when washing."
I like this, "My mouse traps worked perfectly at work. The people who are now unable to use their computers are upset though."
A question, "How do bankruptcy lawyers get paid?"
This guy Tweets, "Guys night out, but it's just me and my neighbour rolling out our garbage bins at the same time."
Here's a funny fella who shares, "When I accomplish something that wasn't on my to-do-list, I add it and then cross it off."
And one more from a guy who says, "Cranked a rival dad's push mower on the first pull right in front of his wife and kids."