Halloween is just around the corner, and while vampires and witches are classic choices, why not take your costume game to the next level this year with something that screams Cochrane?
1. The Man of Vision
Why not go as Cochrane’s iconic Man of Vision statue?
All you need is a cowboy hat, some rugged ranching clothes, and a sturdy stick horse. Bonus points if you strike dramatic poses all night and speak only in cryptic, inspirational one-liners.
2. The Mighty Mullet
Business in the front, party in the back – a true Cochrane classic.
Grab a mullet wig, a plaid shirt, ripped jeans, and maybe a fake can of Pilsner to complete the look. If you really want to lean in, blast some 80s rock wherever you go.
3. Rodeo Royalty
Turn Halloween into a mini Stampede with a rodeo-themed costume.
You could be a bull rider, rodeo clown, or even the rodeo queen. Glitter, fringe, and cowboy boots are mandatory.
4. The Bow River
Simple, yet elegant – be the river that runs through town.
Think flowing blue fabric, some sparkly fish cutouts, and a few toy kayaks or inner tubes attached to you. Bonus: randomly yell “High water levels!” for dramatic effect.
5. The Construction Zone
A painfully relatable costume for anyone who’s driven through the Highway 1A/22 interchange lately.
All you need is a reflective vest, hard hat, and a big “Detour” sign. For full effect, move extremely slowly wherever you go and occasionally block a doorway for no reason.
6. Food Truck Fiesta
Celebrate Cochrane’s food truck parties by dressing up as your favorite local vendor.
Taco truck, mini donut stand, or even a giant poutine – there’s no wrong choice here. Just be prepared for everyone to want a bite.
The Ultimate Local Duo Costume:
Grab a friend and go as Roundabout Confusion:
One of you is a circular traffic sign, the other just spins in circles muttering, “Wait, do I yield or go?”
Whether you want to be funny, nostalgic, or a little tongue-in-cheek, these Cochrane-inspired Halloween costumes are sure to stand out. So skip the boring store-bought options, get creative, and show everyone just how well you know your town!
Which one would you try?
Candice Johnson - The Homestretch